Joe walked into a Burger King with a Buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. Joe handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said “buy one-get one free”. “They’re already buy-one-get-one-free”, she said, “so I guess they’re both free”. She handed him free sandwiches and he walked out the door.
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One day Betty was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, “Look at that dead bird!” Someone looked up at the sky and said, “Where?”
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While looking at a house, Kevin asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, “Does the sun rise in the north?” When Kevin explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for some time, she shook her head and said, “Oh, I don’t keep up with that stuff.”
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Mike used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day he got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. He told him , “The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.” The caller responded, “Is that Eastern or Pacific time?” Wanting to end the call quickly, Mike said, “Uh, Pacific.”
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My neighbor has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
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Steve was on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, he bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
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I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. “Now,” she asked me, “has your plane arrived yet?”
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While at a Pizza Hut Sam observed a man ordering a small pizza to go He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. “Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.”
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